Evilbunny vs Hitler

Hitler.

If you don't recognize that name, you've paid even less attention in History than I even did.



Now, Hitler was a figure both loved and loathed beyond all recognition. People either looked up to him or feared and hated him terribly.

And I'm definately not saying that I agree with his whole mission of Jew-murdering, but there's something about Hitler that strikes me as insanely awesome.



Hitler was a school dropout turned evil ruler.



Now THAT, ladies and gentlemen, is ultimately cool. It sounds like something I would do - minus the extreme violence. But if I had to have a celebrity hero, it'd have to be him.

Cut out all the bad stuff and lay the good cards on the table:

-Apparently he was pretty much of insane. I like insanity.

-He painted dogs. Apparently. I wouldn't know, but hey, if it's true, way to go for the randomness. I paint my dog too, occaisionally.

-Okay, ignore the fact that the victims were Jews and good people standing up for the Jews - Hitler fucking destroyed each and every person who dared cross his path. I would take up some subtler, less violent methods, but hell yes would I like to mysteriously "get rid" of certain people as an evil ruler :P

-Hitler NEVER followed the rules - he made up his own as he went along. And didn't the Dalai Lama himself say: "Learn the rules so you know how to break them properly"?

Of course, in Hitler's case, The Lama obviously wouldn't mean that, but once again, if you look at it from a clean table, I also pretty much prefer making my own rules than following the ready-set ones. I hate feeling that somebody else has any form of control over me. I get into a lot of trouble for that, though - but I'm used to it. I have a habit of managing to wriggle myself very deeply into the most intricate, difficult and insane situations, and somehow, just when all seems doomed, *dramatic background music* I miraculously manage to wriggle myself out again.

Of course, making up your own rules never goes without the already-set rules counteracting against it, as I have unfortunately learned time and again, and as Hitler has finally, fortunately learned.

But, even at Hitler's fall, he has managed to strike his final blow - a weak one, but he escaped conviction nevertheless, and maybe replacing it with death was a worse decision, but Hitler alone knows where he stands now.

But you've gotta respect the fact that no matter fucking what, he NEVER gave in - took his own life before the authorities could get anything out of him.
And the best is, they did what they could - but it was already too late...

The damage was done.

Hitler has made his mark, and left the ugly stain, never to be washed out completely...