Longue

Today, while marauding about my usual internet activities, I've made one very significant typo by writing longue instead of tongue. (No, I'm not gonna tell you what the sentence was) :P

What makes is so significant, though, is the fact that it sounds like lung, but is spelt like tongue, which makes it a longue - which all you kiddies very well know.

The cool thing is, when you actually think about it, what if longues existed?

What if your tongue could breathe? You wouldn't need to use actual air to cool down your food before you eat it, you just hover it over your tongue for a while.

If your tongue could breathe, you could make your piercing move of its own accord.

You could freak out the person you make out with by causing mini hurricanes in their mouths. (Then again, that would make you the object of desire for some fetish freaks.)

Or, even cooler, what if your lungs could lick? You could lick your body parts from the inside! If you had some sort of weird-ass medical condition involving internal bleeding, your lung could lick the wounds better or something.

...You could make your lung go way down and take masturbation to a whole new level.

So what is a longue? Is it a breathing tongue or a licking lung?

You decide ;)

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